@ သင့္ခ်စ္သူ က ဘယ္လိုမ်ိဳးလဲ ?

Which type of woman is your girlfriend ?

Internet woman ........: woman of difficult access.
Server woman ...........: always busy when you need her.
RAM woman ............: she forget everything you say when you disconnect her.
Hard-disk woman.....: she remember everything ,forever .
CD-ROM woman .....: she is always faster and faster.
Email woman........... : every 10 things she say , 8 are bullshit.
Multimedia woman . : she make horrible things beautiful.
Screen saver woman : she is not worth for anything ,but at least she is fun.
Windows woman ......: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
Excel woman ............: they say she can do a lot of things,
but you mostly use her for your four basic need.
D.O.S woman ...........: everyone had her at least once ,but no one want
her anymore.
Virus woman ............: also known as "wife";when you are not expecting her
she come , install herself and uses all your resources if you try to remove her ,
you will lose something.if you don't try , you will lose everything.
User woman ............ : she did not satisfy everything she does and she ask always
more than she need.

(ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ဖိုင္ေတြျပန္ၾကည့္ရင္းနဲ ့ေတြ ့လို ့တင္ေပးလိုက္တာပါ .... ဟာသ သေဘာသက္သက္ပါ ။
ေတာ္ၾကာ မမ ေတြက #@+-!$%* စုိးလို ့....)

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